Friday, December 31, 2010

In Search of a new BED - IKEA

We Chinese people have the most taboo, or in Malaysian language “pantang” in the world! As soon as Mrs Wong was pregnant, the “ANCIENT CHINESE RULE BOOK for PREGNANCY” came in from all angles. Here are just a few of the kejillion things that we CHINESE ppl cannot do to protect the baby…so Jr…check this out

We are finally here

1.     1- NO FISHING – I am giving up A LOT for this one….for those who know me, fishing is my life, fishing is what I am…..if you don’t believe go check out www.spiritofthesea.blogspot.com
Perving on a QUINNY one
2 - NO RENOVATIONS in da HOUSE – It is believed the god of babies known as the “Thoy Sun” is around the home during the 9 months. So any hammering, nailing, cutting, moving of the bed or furniture should be avoided….we might just knock the angel and it might hurt the baby.
PERVING on PReg Preggo


1.     3 - NO ANNOUNCING OF PREGNANCY FOR THE FIRST 3 MONTHS – The elders say that this may make the baby either shy or stubborn from being delivered or be in good shape. This I cannot follow. I am a loud, proud and one happy S.O.B and we both worked hard for Jr so its OUR PREROGATIVE to announce the conception of the new PRINCE / PRINCESS, so yeah, I broke this law
Some AWESOME SHAITS in Dragon-i
4 - NO KNEELING DOWN TO ANYONE – I don’t know the sgnificance to this one but the temple takes this seriously, so I think better don’t mess la
Hey, Its DRAGON-i man... i love this place!
 Well anyways, im not gonna dwell so much into all the other PANTANG stuff but you get my drift.
Dont let the food stop
 A week before Mrs Wong found out that she was preggers, one side of the bed kinda gave way, I wont mention which side but you get the idea which side…..so we thought we will just leave it and scout around for a new bed.
Siew Loong Pau ONE

NOICE  
Then Mrs Wong was pregnant with Jr. this means, please refer to RULE number 2, we cant do anything to the bed. We had to make do by me sleeping on the floor and Mrs Wong sleeping on the ok side of the bed.
Like lovers still when we were at Dragon - i 

This went on from the day Mrs Wong was pregnant until today! We had to seek advice from the elders on what time and what day can we have the bed changed and stuff….it was getting kinda annoying coz I haven’t been sleeping on the same bed as my wife and baby for WEEKS!
I LOVE the stuff they serve here
 So finally we got a date and went straight to Ikea to look for a suitable bed-frame. Trust me, we wanted to go to Ikea for the longest time but it just got delayed because of MULTIPLE stuff….i guess it’s a sign that we really shouldn’t move the bed.
I have no idea what that is but it sure brought smiles to my baby's face....ok we'll take it

Dont worry Jr...Daddy's got your back...you aint going into a cage like that...we'll get a nice one..

I thought this bed would have been a good choice....
 When we got to Ikea, nothing seems to make us go “Yup, that’s the one we will be making Jr 2 in, so we moved on to plan B, remove the bed frame and just sleep on the mattress. And yes I was secretly perving on other ppl’s strollers, fingers crossed no one has a BUGGABO!
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE....anyone of you guys know of a good one to buy?

Nope coz it looks too CHEESY
 The trick here is, we cannot be around when all these moving things outta the room is happening so we planned it nicely with Nic to sort it out for us when we were of to work the next day.
IKEA......

Jr...This is the hotel that your dad and mum got married traditionally during the tea ceremony

Poor Nic was only given the 1pm – 3pm slot to remove everything from under the bed and taking the bed-frame apart. Sounds ok but guess what, Nic suddenly had a job on so he couldn’t do it.

Jr....your mama so hot!

SHE can REALLY EAT!

I love this shait...Thanks DUKE for introducing this dish to us....

So right now coz my momma is in Paris, me and Mrs Wong are sleeping in mum’s room which is RATHER NOICE! The next slot to move the bed is on the 1st of Jan…..yeah right, I wont be able to move a pen on that day so we have to pick another day for this.
SWEET!

The One and ONLY.....MRS WONG...

DADDY –IKEA’d OUT!

Monday, December 27, 2010

10 WEEKS PREGNANT!


This is why i love Mrs Wong sooooooooo much.....look at what she subscribed to...

NOICE!

CHRISTMAS 2010!!

What an intelligent way to make a Christmas tree out of Mineral water Bottles!
This year, we spent Christmas in Genting Highlands. It was mainly to spend Christmas with Uncle Kenneth who was working all alone up there on this special day. And also because Mrs Wong hasn’t been to a party for sometime now, so this will be an auspicious occasion to bring her out!



Yes I was checking out strollers AGAIN whilst Christmas Shopping for Mrs Wong's gift but ended with nothing...
Mrs Wong and I headed up to Genting about 8pm and got there about 9. We checked into Kenneth’s room and easily made ourselves at home. Then Uncle Deric  and Aunty LJ called and said that they were coming up too to celebrate Christmas with us!                                               

Then i bumped into Yean and Joanne and this is their BABY!...NOICE
 While waiting for LJ and Deric, Mrs Wong said….IM HUNGRY…so what else, we quickly went down to the lobby looking for the nearest place we could grab a bite and we saw the coffee house. When Mrs Wong is hungry, there is no waiting, no delay whatsoever for anyone.
Mrs Wong ready to PARTY!...check out the boobies! 
 The new coffee house looks really nice after the renovations. We haven’t been up in Gentings for a Looooooooooooon time! It has changed a lot and boy were we amazed.
Genting Highlands...Jr, if you are ever up here, avoid this place called the CASINO. its not for you, its not for your dad,...GAMBLING is one thing that I CANNOT tolerate so if I find out that you ever gambled, U R GROUNDED!
 The food there was FANTABULOUS!...the nasty lemak, the nudles, the porridge the EVERYTHING was just awesome! After that “light” supper, we headed back to Kenneth’s room 8029 to wait for Mr & Mrs Kong.
Noice view from Kenneths Room...thanks Ken for letting bunk in!
 Looking out the window from the room, there were thousands of people just standing on the road shouting and screaming for absolutely nothing! Me and Mrs Wong were actually waiting for fireworks or something for the countdown but NOTHING happened!
the Gorgeous Mrs Wong making her hair before taking a shot
 I looked at my watch, it was already 12:15am, I hugged my beautiful wife kissed her and said merry Christmas to the 3 of us, Me, Mrs Wong and Jr Wong. It is our first Christmas together for the 3 of us and it was just magical, it just felt so wonderful to have a new addition to our Christmas.
Isnt she just GORGEOUS!
 Thank you Santa for this wonderful gift, I’ll make sure Jr , doesn’t cry, doesn’t pout, isn’t naughty but nice and I’ll make sure he/she will be good when youre coming to town. Thank you Santa
Here we go, the tourist thing to do!
 The other thing is, Im not too sure if I’ll do what my dad did to us when Jr is born. Should I tell him that Santa is just a fantasy or should I make him/her write a little note to Santa on his/her wishes and place it outside the window only to collect it and buy the gifts he/she wishes for pretending that it was from Santa.
Just look at the smile on Mrs Wong's face.....PRICELESS when she see's food...
 Then a few years later break the news to them that he doesn’t exist? Pls advice coz I was traumatized when one year, I made the list a little too long, like the WHOLE collection of STARCOM toys and my dad had to tell me there is no Santa…
The Coffee House at Genting Highland Hotel looks fantabulously AWESOME
 Uncle Deric and Aunty LJ soon arrived at the lobby and we moved quickly to the event Uncle Kenneth was working on that night. Jr, if you are reading this, your Daddy is known as WILD MAN WONG for his party ways. Lets not get into details but his name needs no introduction, DADDY was a PARTYSTAR …and maybe he still is when you read this blog.
Daddy has to eat too before the PARTY

MOMMY eating for 2 means 1 serving of porridge and 1 serving of Kuey Teow soup!
 After spending Christmas eve in Genting, we headed back home to open presents! Ok this year Mr Wong couldn’t find the right gift to buy for Mrs Wong. Yes it sucks to be like that so please Jr listen to what I have to say:

I have no idea what these people were doing there but they sure made alot of NOIZE

I love you Mrs Wong!

 YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU MAKE SOMETHING OR BUY SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOTHER WHEN U ARE OLD ENUFF!
Merry Christmas My Lovely wife & Jr!

This is the Party we went to...

Yes, parties looked like this in our era....it will be interesting to know if it will be the same

Daddy in Party Mode.

Daddy in Entertaining Mode

 And I mean it for EVERY year! Your mother is the most important person ever ever ever so you must make her happy! She made sure you are fed on time, made sure you had enuff sleep, made sure that all your needs are attended to, endured all the pain and cramps from delivering you so yeah, be good to momma.
Your Uncle Deric, good looking guy and Party man....

Aunt Li Jin, Most soft spoken and sincerely nice person in the world...you better be nice to her!

Your mummy takes a nap whenever you send out the orders....

Uncle Kenneth....your daddy's bestest friend and the only guy who can control the Party in me...you better be good or i will send you to stay with him...

Daddy in Party mode.....
 Mrs wong bought me something really sentimental and well thought of for this Christmas. POPPERS for fishing. I nearly cried as I miss fishing sooooooooooooo much. It was the bestest gift ever, 2 HAMMERHEAD Poppers, 1 Craft Bait popper…it cant get any better than that. I love you Mrs Wong! You never fail to make me happy….all the time!
Uncle Deric and your Daddy....Party Mode

The good looking uncle Deric....


Mommy still ensuring that you have enuff sleep!

What a wonderful smile when mommy see's food!

Pandan Bread Pudding, looks awful but it taste just FANTASTIC!

We had most of it...
 To my friends who are reading this blog. May I remind you that a few weeks from now it will be the birth date of GODS GIFT TO EVERYONE ( That would be Me). Mark your calendars, JANUARY 14th is MY birthday so if you run outta ideas on what to get for me, HAMMERHEAD, FCL Labo and CRAFT BAIT poppers will make my day ANYTIME!
Leaving Genting!

Ready to go....Yes I have had enuff sleep and I can Drive

Present from Nic & Annie

Present from Chris and Luxanne

The Bestest gift ever.......from Mrs Wong

These are your daddy's favourite stuff...POPPERS!

Thats not how u use it...this is just Daddy being an idiot!





The gift that brought tears to Mrs Wong...Thanks Xanne this really melt our hearts
 Merry Christmas everyone….and thank you for everything you have ever done for me, my wife and Jr. Much Love, Respect and Ketupats
Not forgetting, SUPPER!

Your Daddy is a vain pot....this is so that i dont look like shit when i go to work on Monday


DON’T LET THE PARTY STOP

DADDY WILDMAN -  OUT!