I Miss My Wife and Jr...

Its Chowing Down the Chendol time!...check out Mrs Wong's titties! HAWT, Jr is one Lucky Baby!

Its just great to be back home. I miss being around my wife so much! Making sure she eats right, making sure she is feeling comfy and shit like that, it makes me feel…..like a father! I think its natures way to prepare men for having a baby.

Well deserved Retail therapy...when the Mommy is happy, the baby is happy....and also  I gave Mrs Wong so much shit about high heels, she went on to purchase ALL FLATS akakakkakak

The first words that I utter whenever Mrs Wong calls me or when I call her is “have you eaten?” followed by “How are you feeling?” then is “You wanna see the doctor?”. Compared to before it would have been “ Issit ‘Bad News Brown’ ( a nic name we have for her monthly period) again?”, “Are you late?” and “Maybe got chance!”. This is such a relief!

The past 3 days, Mrs Wong has been complaining that she feels like vomiting after a meal and lost a bit of appetite. I read up on it online and found out that it is actually pretty common in pregnant women and it is a sign of morning sickness which Mrs Wong doesn’t have and hopefully wont have coz it will just be too DRAMATIC and WORRYING!

This is a clearer picture of Mrs Wongs BOOBIES! it has DOUBLED! and chowing down on Mr Wongs FAVOURITE dish....the CHAR KUEY TEOW!

Anyways, the best part is, Mrs Wong tells me she feels much better now that im home from work. Eh, kinda lovey right, when im not around she feels sick, when im back she feels great…..better try not to travel too much.

Mrs Wong is now back on track, eating it like she means it, the way I love it! Its just awesome watching my wife eat and eating with her. Its like watching what your baby likes to eat and the eating patterns is exactly like mine, even the choice of food!

Chee Cheong Fun from SS2! Thanks LJ, Deric and Kenneth for following me on this daunting task!

We had a plate of Char Kuey Teow at Penang Village in Midvalley and Mrs Wong had a bowl of Chendol. Later on at night, I went out to meet up with Kenneth, LJ and Mr Deric Kong and guess who called……MRS WONG!

Mrs Wong called and said that she has a craving for Prawn Mee or Chee Chong Fun. So, in order to ensure that Mrs Wong gets what she wants, Mr Wong buys both items plus a bowl of FANTASTIC bubur Cha Cha. Its not like Mrs Wong is going to eat all that but hey, its whatever Mrs Wong and Jr Wong wants, it’s the duty of Mr Wong to see to it that it is done correctly.

Prawn Mee from Sun Hing Loong....Chris had most of it, Mrs Wong, well she had some of it....akakkakakakak

Mrs Wong had an awesome supper, and now that Jr Wong is full, its time for bed…..both Mrs Wong and Jr Wong are asleep now looking absolutely FABULOUS! And if you are wondering if the “BUMP” is showing already, for me I think it’s a bump, Mrs Wong thinks its fats so she wouldn’t let me post it up. I give her one more week and im postin the “BUMP” up for sure.

Oh yes, the Bubur cha cha, which Mr Wong had most off...

Till tomorrow….The Learning Daddy – OUT!

Missin Home....no shit...

It was really hard to sleep last night when I got to Jay to the Bee…I really miss my Mrs Wong, I miss talking to my baby before I go to bed, I miss eating with Mrs Wong…. I just miss home big time…. Cant wait for the event to be over so I can get home….

Yeah this is a bit mushy bet hey, if you have never been preggers before, you wont know how this feels. It just feels like you have to leave your favorite toys at home while you go for like a holiday…..thats fucked up, its like leaving stinky home when you went traveling, its like the god damn kacang without the friggin kulit!

Cant wait to baliks….got lotsa things to say to baby….both babies..

Lonely Daddy….whass the hells!

Awaiting the Heart Beat

According to the gyne, the hart beat will be developed within these few days....every night i place my ears on Mrs Wong's belly and abdomen part to try to find it...all i hear is water flowing from left to right...am i listening to the right place aklakakkakakakkak idiot!

We had dinner with Terrence ad Wui Yee tonight at Hoofed. It was truly a PORKED out FEST! We had a pork knuckle, awesome siew yoke, beacon fried rice and a ham sandwich....thats like totally PORKED-OUT!..

AWESOME Siew Yoke.....Breakfast for Champions...my baby would love eating this!

Ofcourse not forgetting Carbs for the baby....

Ah there we go...almost done with EVERYTHING! now the baby can take a nap...

Here are some pictures from the dinner....as you can see....we wiped out whatever that was on the table....

Mothercare = The New Fishing Tackle Store!

Today I was more productive at work, got more things done rather than online shopping for stroller’s coz I have the Bugaboo deal sealed. My late nights and early mornings not too cool coz I was farking tired the whole day, cant help it….the excitement keeps me awake at night.

YEE MEEN!!!

I met up with Terry this morning for breakfast and we touched a little on the subject on what is Hsuan gonna do after Jr is born.  Its an intresting subject as we haven’t even discussed it on our end, whether to continue to work or stay home and look after the baby, what are the options if she stayed home and worked from home and stuff like that. I realized there were more planning needed than to just plan to buy a stroller……but im still getting the Bugaboo..WHATEVA!

My Mrs Wong....How Adorable! 6 weeks and HAWT as HELL!

I realized I cant stop talking about the pregnancy. I choose to speak to my colleague who is also pregnant at the moment and I find myself very interested in the topics she has like pre and postnatal care, this and that and talking about STROLLERS! I actually gave a low low on Strollers and I was kinda proud that I knew so much stuff on it!

Dinner tonight was the cravings for “Yee Meen”. This baby’s behavior is exactly like me, food cannot wait, when im hungry , there must be food, I don’t care akakakakakka. We ate at the food court in Midvalley then proceeded to Mothercare, a place that I have always seen but have never entered!

And then....She spotted the QUINNY!

When I walked in, it was like walking into a Fishing Tackle store! I went straight for the strollers! They had Quinny, Stokke, McLaren, Recaro and ….BUGABOO! no doubt BUGABOO looked the best amongst all, Mrs Wong was trying her luck by telling me the Quinny looks more comfy…NOT GOOD ENUFF, it has got to be the BUGABOO! In terms of styling, in terms of color, come on, BUGABOO is the shit, and the branding, need I say more? Thank You.

BOOYASHAKA! its a BUGABOO! RM4,450.00!

I had a great time at Mothercare, there are soooooo many gadgets to buy and so many different classes, I love it, its just like fishing gear! We spent almost an hour in there just looking at various stuff that we want to buy and of course, sampling the BUGABOO…..it is the most ROCKIN SHAIT!

Now this is what we call.....STYLE!

After that we headed home, to do the most common thing….take a nap. At about 1030pm, we had to go pick mum up from One Utama so what happens after that……SUPPER at Nasty Lemak 222 la what summore! I love being pregnant!

Look into my eyes and tell me….WHO’s YOUR DADDY! – OUT!

Midnight Nasty Lemak.....

222 Nasty Lemak.....supper for CHAMPIONS!

Mrs Wong craved for 222 nasty lemak.....late in the night, and NASTY is what she gets! This baby is a total replica of the daddy in terms of eating habits! GO GO GO!

Who's your DADDY now!

Rolling in a BUGABOO Biatch!

DA BUGABOO!

Today I will call it Strollers day. All these while I was certain that Quinny will be my choice for strollers and I was just browsing through the internet to find out more about strollers. Yeah, I spent my day in the office doing absolutely nothing but stroller shopping.

Orbit Baby....looks nice but a bit too robotic

Quinny, the first choice...

I learnt that there were so many brands out there for strollers and the Quinny ones were just above average for the lines of strollers they have. Its like a Saltiga in the fishing reel world, not really my kinda style. Then there was the Orbit Baby brand, now that’s a Stella in the fishing reel world. That’s something that I would want my kid to be riding in.  Super cybertronic looking machine…….but then, the Bugaboo came along.

The name itself says it all…its like the Zeebaas of the fishing reel world, the top of the range, the shit, the real mafakkin deal. I was sold when I saw it, next was to pitch the idea to Mrs Wong.

It took me quite a lot of effort to get Mrs Wong to buy into the whole Quinny Stroller thingy and after much persuasion and sweet talking, she agreed to let me buy the RM3k stroller…..now I have a heavier task at hand….sell in the BUGABOO! Which is about 1k more than the Quinny!...Lucky Mr Wong is a smart man, I searched all over the web for the best deals and found one brand new one that was going for USD 735.00 and the best thing is, its in Miami! Hsuan’s sister lives there and she will be coming back for Chinese New Year, what perfect timing!

So all these made the sell in much easier coz the cost if you buy in the states is much cheaper and they deliver straight to Hsuans sisters place. So the BUGABOO……SOLD! This item is essential….come on, its like when I get on to a fishing boat, whats most important? What gear im using, nevermind if I don’t catch any fish but my gear is the shit of all shits…..same like the stroller….can you imagine, if you walked into a lift, and someone was using a Quinny stroller…then you walk in with the BUGABOO…WHOA WHAT A FEEELING! I love it! No offence to Master Duke who has a Quinny but hey…BUGABOO’s how I roll!

I don’t know if this is just coincidence but yesterday and today, me and Hsuan felt nauseous at the same time. It was really weird coz we felt like puking at exactly the same time….some weird shait.

Hsuan’s cravings today was for Bak Kut Teh and steamboat. I ruled out steamboat coz there is just too much raw meat and I wouldn’t want to risk it. Lets just go for something safe…like good old Bak Kut Teh…..

Till tomorrow……the next challenge….the car seat akakakakakakaka

Here we CUM!

Our Journey

Before I begin writing about this journey, I just cant help but to say that im farking happy and I am the luckiest man alive. This is the moment in my life that I have been waiting for and this is the final step I have to take to make living my life complete.

10 years ago I met the woman of my life, my lover, my girlfriend, my sex machine, my best friend, my everything. 5 years ago, I saved up enough money to afford a ring and proposed to this goddess. 2 years ago, I sealed the deal and locked her down when I could finally afford my own wedding.

Mrs Wong....DOUBLE CONFIRMING!

And now, here I am, announcing to the whole world that I Bruce Wong, better known as Wild Man Wong, or GT King or Mr Don’t Waste Time rocked it big time, put his soldiers to work and is rewarded with a baby with his gorgeous wife Hsuan.

Yeah you heard that right! IM GOING TO BE A D-A-D-D-Y! I’ve said this many times before that if I were to die tomorrow, I will only have one regret in life, and that is I have never had a kid but now, with gods blessing and a whole lotta bonking, we are rewarded with one.

Many people say that I shouldn’t tell people that we are pregnant coz the “elders” think its not cool but this is Bruce Wong, this is my style, if I have something to celebrate about, I make it big time and I make sure the WHOLE WIDE WORLD knows that im FARKING HAPPY and that’s exactly why I have this posted on the WORLD WIDE WEB akakakakaakkakakakk

That was just the intro to tell you that we are PREGNANT…now here’s the story morning farking glory.

the chart.....better study it 

It was a Friday morning on the 12^th of November when I received an MMS from my wife with 2 pregnancy test kits both with 2 lines on it. I looked at it for a while and I thought to myself, does this mean she is pregnant or does it mean its her fertile dates and we should be doing the wild thing coz the MMS read “Shhhhhh…tell you something, tested last night and this morning, should I go see a doctor later?shhhhhhhhh”…ok it was kinda obvious but at that moment of time, it just didn’t register to me yet…

We’ve been trying for months an every month is like awaiting exam results. And I have been failing the test for almost 8 months now so I wasn’t used to these kind of news. I called my wife and she said it means she was pregnant…..at that moment, I broke the news to someone who is very close to my heart, someone who was there with me in that room in Northam Penang, Kenneth….he gave me a high five and then I went on to announce to the WHOLE WORLD who was in PENANG…Alan, Ming, Duke, Angie, Vince, Terry basically EVERYONE….yeah to hell with the shhhhhhhh thingy, im a DADDY its time to CELEBRATE! Akakakkak

The Hot mama to be....i like....tonight SEXY TIME !

I was so overjoyed that nothing could have made my day a bad one, nothing! Then I remembered that 2 weeks ago when I was at the temple that I go to with Kenneth whilst praying for Kenneth’s mum’s speedy recovery, I asked Seng Kung, “Eh, would be nice if we had a baby laaa…” Wow, Seng Kung must really love my ass coz he gave me the another best present in my life after giving me Hsuan!

THE TIP: Some substance, a whole plate of Balitong, a smaller plate of lala, a room in Northam Penang and down right raw and dirty sex!

From that day, I was a changed man, now, a week later and a whole lot fatter, I was prepared to see the gynecologist…or so I thought….

Today was our first visit to the clinic and to be honest I was a bit nervous but hey, how hard could it be right.  The doctors name is Ms Kamaljit, a very very pleasant lady, very gentle and just makes u feel super comfy when she speaks.

When I first saw what we created….i nearly cried….it was a feeling that I cannot explain, we were looking at our creation….it was just magical……until she said “ok everything looks fines, now we need to look for a “SIGN OF LIFE””….my heart fell on to the floor, I was like, what the hell do you mean by a sign of life!!!!!!.....then she explained it was looking for the wall or something like that I swear to you I nearly fainted….no shit.

An there he/she is...our PRECIOUS.....

After a few examinations, she gave us only good news everything was great and even better news, WE CAN HAVE SEX! Akakakkakakakkakaakkakakak and so we did, but it ain’t the down right raw dirty sex, it was more gentle akakakkakaka…my sweet darling is asleep now with my prince/princess and I guess I better get sleepin too as I foresee many long nights awaiting me when he/she arrives. If you find this too lovey dovey for you to handle then youre not ready for a baby yet, get in line.

Nighter peeps and before you end reading this, I would like you, in honor of my on the way baby, put one hand in the air, and wave da mafakka like you just don’t care, and say yeah, Bruce is going to be a Daddeh!

Who’s your Daddy out!