Here we CUM!

Our Journey

Before I begin writing about this journey, I just cant help but to say that im farking happy and I am the luckiest man alive. This is the moment in my life that I have been waiting for and this is the final step I have to take to make living my life complete.

10 years ago I met the woman of my life, my lover, my girlfriend, my sex machine, my best friend, my everything. 5 years ago, I saved up enough money to afford a ring and proposed to this goddess. 2 years ago, I sealed the deal and locked her down when I could finally afford my own wedding.

Mrs Wong....DOUBLE CONFIRMING!

And now, here I am, announcing to the whole world that I Bruce Wong, better known as Wild Man Wong, or GT King or Mr Don’t Waste Time rocked it big time, put his soldiers to work and is rewarded with a baby with his gorgeous wife Hsuan.

Yeah you heard that right! IM GOING TO BE A D-A-D-D-Y! I’ve said this many times before that if I were to die tomorrow, I will only have one regret in life, and that is I have never had a kid but now, with gods blessing and a whole lotta bonking, we are rewarded with one.

Many people say that I shouldn’t tell people that we are pregnant coz the “elders” think its not cool but this is Bruce Wong, this is my style, if I have something to celebrate about, I make it big time and I make sure the WHOLE WIDE WORLD knows that im FARKING HAPPY and that’s exactly why I have this posted on the WORLD WIDE WEB akakakakaakkakakakk

That was just the intro to tell you that we are PREGNANT…now here’s the story morning farking glory.

the chart.....better study it 

It was a Friday morning on the 12^th of November when I received an MMS from my wife with 2 pregnancy test kits both with 2 lines on it. I looked at it for a while and I thought to myself, does this mean she is pregnant or does it mean its her fertile dates and we should be doing the wild thing coz the MMS read “Shhhhhh…tell you something, tested last night and this morning, should I go see a doctor later?shhhhhhhhh”…ok it was kinda obvious but at that moment of time, it just didn’t register to me yet…

We’ve been trying for months an every month is like awaiting exam results. And I have been failing the test for almost 8 months now so I wasn’t used to these kind of news. I called my wife and she said it means she was pregnant…..at that moment, I broke the news to someone who is very close to my heart, someone who was there with me in that room in Northam Penang, Kenneth….he gave me a high five and then I went on to announce to the WHOLE WORLD who was in PENANG…Alan, Ming, Duke, Angie, Vince, Terry basically EVERYONE….yeah to hell with the shhhhhhhh thingy, im a DADDY its time to CELEBRATE! Akakakkak

The Hot mama to be....i like....tonight SEXY TIME !

I was so overjoyed that nothing could have made my day a bad one, nothing! Then I remembered that 2 weeks ago when I was at the temple that I go to with Kenneth whilst praying for Kenneth’s mum’s speedy recovery, I asked Seng Kung, “Eh, would be nice if we had a baby laaa…” Wow, Seng Kung must really love my ass coz he gave me the another best present in my life after giving me Hsuan!

THE TIP: Some substance, a whole plate of Balitong, a smaller plate of lala, a room in Northam Penang and down right raw and dirty sex!

From that day, I was a changed man, now, a week later and a whole lot fatter, I was prepared to see the gynecologist…or so I thought….

Today was our first visit to the clinic and to be honest I was a bit nervous but hey, how hard could it be right.  The doctors name is Ms Kamaljit, a very very pleasant lady, very gentle and just makes u feel super comfy when she speaks.

When I first saw what we created….i nearly cried….it was a feeling that I cannot explain, we were looking at our creation….it was just magical……until she said “ok everything looks fines, now we need to look for a “SIGN OF LIFE””….my heart fell on to the floor, I was like, what the hell do you mean by a sign of life!!!!!!.....then she explained it was looking for the wall or something like that I swear to you I nearly fainted….no shit.

An there he/she is...our PRECIOUS.....

After a few examinations, she gave us only good news everything was great and even better news, WE CAN HAVE SEX! Akakakkakakakkakaakkakakak and so we did, but it ain’t the down right raw dirty sex, it was more gentle akakakkakaka…my sweet darling is asleep now with my prince/princess and I guess I better get sleepin too as I foresee many long nights awaiting me when he/she arrives. If you find this too lovey dovey for you to handle then youre not ready for a baby yet, get in line.

Nighter peeps and before you end reading this, I would like you, in honor of my on the way baby, put one hand in the air, and wave da mafakka like you just don’t care, and say yeah, Bruce is going to be a Daddeh!

Who’s your Daddy out!