Friday, February 25, 2011

Introducing....My Son...

I LOVE THIS PLACE!
 This posting is really really late but hey, I didnt forget akakakaak. I was never one who celebrated Valentines day.
Gettin ready for the news!
 I believe that one day many many moons ago, a bunch of florist and restaurant owners got together and decided to create a day where we express our love to the ones we already love buy buying them EXPENSIVE dinners and flowers that cost 3 times more than usual.
Our Wonderful and careful gyne
 I do not need one day in a year to express my love to my wife. Everyday is a farking valentines day for me and we celebrate it the old fashion style, down right raw and dirty sex but now kennot la….
Mrs Wong hates doing this....
 Well this year, Valentines day actually meant something to us. Mr Valentine gave me a gift that money cannot buy and this gift, we will remember for the rest of our lives. Today, 14th February 2011, we found out that Jr is a BOY!! RAWKIN!
Get ready to see the BIG Python!
 We were scheduled to see our fav gyne for the regular check up and if we were lucky, we get to see the Rocco Siffreddi thingy. So the night before, I was praying that Jr will reveal the python so we can get on with buying more and more baby stuff, more importantly, the BUGABOO.
YUP, its BOY!!!
 Mrs Wong had a very different wish. She wished that she could see Jr sucking on his thumb. Yeah some of u might think “Whass the Hells” but hey, it’s the wish from the Empress Dowager herself so you are not worthy to comment on her wishes!
You cant miss it...Its REALLY big just like Daddy's
 As usual, going to the gyne just gets better and better and better. The excitement is unexplainable. When we got into the room, Dr Kamaljit asked if we were ready to find out if Jr had a big ass ugly dick or not and we were like HELL YEAH!
And he is one active boy!
 She then prep Mrs Wong up on the bed, and within seconds she announced that we have a PRINCE! It was the bestest Valentines gift ever ever! Valentines Day rawks to da core! Introducing, the NEW Troublemaker, the NEW Rascal, the NEW Mr lova Lova….MY SON!

 All that good news rocked big time until we remembered that a few years ago, a fortune teller that we usually go to and who is DAMN accurate told us that it would be best if our first kid was a girl, a boy might bring some trouble.
The fortune teller checking up on what we shuld do....
 Immediately we set off to see her to tell her that we are expecting a boy. She then looked at us and said, of all years, why did we choose the rabbit year to have a baby boy!! Its like double trouble for Mrs Wong. The rabbit is the the direct opposite star sign to the rooster and they cannot see eye to eye. This was kinda worrying for Mrs Wong so we asked her to help us do what she can to twist things around.
Dontcha just love Mrs Wong's expressions!

OK OK, to my friends who want to buy me stuff for our baby, we are eyeing on this baby cot, found in Bangsar Village 1 
 She will help us pray to the 5 ghosts, the white tiger, Mr Tai sui and Jr has to have a Godfather born in the year of the tiger. Then it all became clear to me that EVERYTHING is fated.  We cannot determine our fortune or our path in life so just get on with it and live.
OK, this is the car-seat of our choice, also located in BV 1.....

Err...we had rojak akakkakak
 Of course Mrs Wong was a bit worried so I brought her to pray to Seng Kung for a wonderful life ahead when the prince arrives. All is good, we believe in the power of the one who gave us this child.
 So, for all those who read my blog, please remember that VALENTINES DAY, is the day god revealed that Mr & Mrs Wong has a SON! Also, everything in life is fated. You cannot avoid it so just sit back relax and enjoy the show.
Ay Yeah, Mr TwentyOne representin and celebrating our SON!

WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A SON!

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